Have a little laugh on me.
I saw the book, Big Spankable Asses, in my local Borders. OK, I was in a hurry, but really wanted this book from the romance section. Big Spankable Asses, how could this not be about spanking? How could I resist buying it? But, this was days before Christmas, and the line was long. Standing in line with a book with that title, and the cover, well, no thank you. I’m just not that brave.
I found my husband in the magazine section, and told him about the book as we were headed for the door. He laughed at my embarrassment over the title, and decided to go back and buy the book for me. He did stand in line while I pretended I didn’t know him. The cashier was a young woman, and she just smiled – constantly – while he paid for the book.
Guess what? The book is NOT about spanking. Yes, there’s a bit of spanking in it, but I definitely would not call it a spanking story. Not even close. They even said “over the knee” on the back cover teaser, but no, no, not a spanking story.
Could you resist a title like that?
Pingback: Why I’m Hooked On Spanking Story Ebooks | Spanking Storybook
Okay. Now, I have to find a store with that book, and a cute teller to take it up to when I purchase it. I’ll be wearing my “I spank naughty girls” hat, and my “Have you had your spanking today?” t-shirt. If she doesn’t blush, I’ll let you know.
Thomas, If I even saw you out shopping dressed like that, I’d have to go outside and get some air! Heck, I even blush when I hear someone say the word “spanking” out loud.